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Stupid Wives

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Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first guy, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Think before your action

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My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years, and we finally decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me … and my girlfriend? She is a hottie! Every guy’s dream – waits on me hand & foot and does me good in the bedroom! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She is a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy (much like Cindy), who sometimes flirts with me, which makes me feel uncomfortable. Read the rest of this entry »