Live your life before life becomes lifeless

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A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
“Not very long.” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Wedding Night

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In a party a manager proudly said that he did “it” 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night? Read the rest of this entry »

Plot For Sale….

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A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale. The plot is centrally located on the slope of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date.

For the last Seventeen years the plot being tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting. For the last four years the plot is covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the wild area. Read the rest of this entry »

The Trouble Tree

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The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start. Read the rest of this entry »

face-lift

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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY”, where a small key is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Read the rest of this entry »

The Horse and The Rabbit

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A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the Farmer to help pull him to safety. Read the rest of this entry »

I Just Needed To Use Your Car

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. Read the rest of this entry »