1. Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B” Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a “P” Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy….
No wonder why men suffer from high B P!!! Read the rest of this entry »
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been using your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.” Read the rest of this entry »
The traveling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Sardar.’
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it….
Standing next to it was a middle aged Sardar.
Suddenly, the Sardar dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male equipment and – crack, crack, crack – smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! Read the rest of this entry »
A Punjabi lawyer working in the UK wrote to his wife in India …
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
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1 Why was the sardar arrested in a political rally? Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest saying PRESS. And he pressed!
2 Two sardars went to a callgirl. First sardar went in,came out and said: No my wife is better. Second sardar went in,came out and said: Yes,you are right. Your wife is better! Read the rest of this entry »
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide…..
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes Read the rest of this entry »