A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
“Not very long.” they answered in unison.
“Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?”
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. Read the rest of this entry »
In a party a manager proudly said that he did “it” 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night? Read the rest of this entry »
A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale. The plot is centrally located on the slope of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date.
For the last Seventeen years the plot being tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting. For the last four years the plot is covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the wild area. Read the rest of this entry »
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY”, where a small key is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Read the rest of this entry »
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. Read the rest of this entry »
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no
longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock:
“Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Read the rest of this entry »
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
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