What should you do in your girlfriend’s action??

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When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare’s at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit’s you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start’s cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] Read the rest of this entry »

Think before your action

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My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years, and we finally decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me … and my girlfriend? She is a hottie! Every guy’s dream – waits on me hand & foot and does me good in the bedroom! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She is a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy (much like Cindy), who sometimes flirts with me, which makes me feel uncomfortable. Read the rest of this entry »

Telephone conversation

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

“Hello”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
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Store selling husband and wife

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A store that sells new husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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MY Hobby Is To See Bubble In The Bathtub.

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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, “Let’s start with the boys first.”

Boys start giving their intro…

First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub.” Read the rest of this entry »

Prison Vs Office

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IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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YOU ARE AN SOUTH ASIAN IF…..

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1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick,tshick, tschick, tschick.
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