Never Lie to a Woman

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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”
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Installing Husband

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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