The traveling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Sardar.’
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it….
Standing next to it was a middle aged Sardar.
Suddenly, the Sardar dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male equipment and – crack, crack, crack – smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! Read the rest of this entry »
A Punjabi lawyer working in the UK wrote to his wife in India …
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
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1 Why was the sardar arrested in a political rally? Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest saying PRESS. And he pressed!
2 Two sardars went to a callgirl. First sardar went in,came out and said: No my wife is better. Second sardar went in,came out and said: Yes,you are right. Your wife is better! Read the rest of this entry »
Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As
fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join
office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a
telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has
arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived.
His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t
know what to do.. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think
he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get
worried that something serious has happened.
But being a very intelligent person,
he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram,
opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is