Old Age


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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY”, where a small key is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Read the rest of this entry »

Hats off

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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Senior’s questionare

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Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A:Tell him he looks handsome Read the rest of this entry »

Logical and Legal

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A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” Read the rest of this entry »

Oral Sex ??

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A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time… and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year… maybe on your anniversary. Read the rest of this entry »

Two Old Men & A Couple of Drinks…

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The old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have
A last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel
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