Never Lie to a Woman

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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”
” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.” Read the rest of this entry »

Installing Husband

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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The Honeymoon prank

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The wedding date was set and groom’s 3 friends, who were a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play play on the
couple on their wedding night. Read the rest of this entry »

Importance of wife in life

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I am dying
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi, what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..! Read the rest of this entry »

Nine Words Women Use

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up. Read the rest of this entry »

Proof that Men Have Better Friends…

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Friendship among Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept
over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s
10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
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