Stupid Wives

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Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first guy, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.” Read the rest of this entry »


My Times UP?

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the  hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death  experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’ 

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School Times

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Here are some sayings from School…!

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.

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For father’s day

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An old man lived alone in a country side. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Read the rest of this entry »

What woman say and man understand

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What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

Geography of Women

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Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK. Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash. Read the rest of this entry »

Telephone conversation

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes” Read the rest of this entry »