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Who is clever? Teacher or student?

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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. Read the rest of this entry »

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Banking Procedure for Male and Female:

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After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.”
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Clinton’s secret box

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Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back.
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If Columbus had been married

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If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
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Love letter (in Q/A format)

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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
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How old are you?

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” said the woman, “how old are you?” “Twenty-six,” he said.

Daddy! How was I born?

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“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!” “Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Read the rest of this entry »