Jokes

MY Hobby Is To See Bubble In The Bathtub.

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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, “Let’s start with the boys first.”

Boys start giving their intro…

First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Prison Vs Office

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IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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YOU ARE AN SOUTH ASIAN IF…..

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1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick,tshick, tschick, tschick.
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Modern Panchatantra Story

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Modern Panchtantra Story : [ IT HUMOR ]

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. Read the rest of this entry »

Junk Gita

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Junk Gita
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Krishna : Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman karna seekho, Arjun.

Arjun : Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko JUNK EMAIL kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev?

Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain Paarth. Vey keval mail-users hain. Isliye Net-dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen – yahi tumhara kartavya hai aur yahee tumhara dharm hai. Read the rest of this entry »

Survival at work

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Survival at work

  • Never walk without a document in your hands
  • People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
  • People with nothing in their in their hands look like they’re heading for cafeteria.
  • People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet.

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A letter to son from mother

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A letter to son from mother

Dear BetaI am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. Read the rest of this entry »