Jokes

Novice Hunter

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A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows, crops, etc.

After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hundred Dollar Story

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A Nepali tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: “How much for the bronze rat?” “Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,” says the owner. Read the rest of this entry »

Strongest Weightlifter

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After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call.

Since he didn’t want anyone to take his drink, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, “The World’s Strongest Weightlifter,” and left it under his glass. Read the rest of this entry »

3 Varadan of Ravan to Banta Singh

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Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Banta Singh.

Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”

Banta: “i want 100 vardan’s ” Read the rest of this entry »

……ology

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A tourist asked a boat guy, “Do you know Biology, Psychology,

Geography, Geology or Criminology?”

The boat guy said, “NO….” not any. Read the rest of this entry »

Observation

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Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don’t get disgusted.” Read the rest of this entry »

Animals in FaceBook

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember” Read the rest of this entry »