Jokes

3 Varadan of Ravan to Banta Singh

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Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Banta Singh.

Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”

Banta: “i want 100 vardan’s ” Read the rest of this entry »

……ology

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A tourist asked a boat guy, “Do you know Biology, Psychology,

Geography, Geology or Criminology?”

The boat guy said, “NO….” not any. Read the rest of this entry »

Observation

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Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don’t get disgusted.” Read the rest of this entry »

Animals in FaceBook

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember” Read the rest of this entry »

हाकिम रिझाउने १२ कला

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हातमा कागजको ठेली
हातमा कागजपत्रको ठेली बोकेका कर्मचारी कुनै महत्त्वपूर्ण बैठकमा हिँडिरहेझैँ लाग्छ । खाली हात हिँडडुल गर्ने कर्मचारी चिया पिउन हिँडेजस्ता देखिन्छन् । त्यस्तै, हातमा पत्रिका बोक्नेहरू ट्वाइलेटतिर गएको ठानिन्छ । त्यसैले चलाख कर्मचारीले अफिसबाट घर फकिर्ंदा हातमा टन्न कागजपत्र बोकेर हिँड्छन् ताकि हाकिमले सोचून्, यो मान्छे अफिसको काम घरमा लगेर पनि गर्दोरहेछ ।
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Pre marriage advice

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Twenty-four hours before his wedding, a young
man asks his dad if he has any fatherly advice
to impart before the big day. Read the rest of this entry »

English is a funny Language

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Have you ever felt the funny side of English ??? …

English really is a funny language…

Some commonly used phrases – contradictory meaning brought together – I suppose they are called Oxymorons : Read the rest of this entry »

Short fairy tale:

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said,
‘NO!’

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Pain of Married Man

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. Read the rest of this entry »

If Columbus had been married

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If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
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