IT Humour

Think before your action

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My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years, and we finally decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me … and my girlfriend? She is a hottie! Every guy’s dream – waits on me hand & foot and does me good in the bedroom! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She is a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy (much like Cindy), who sometimes flirts with me, which makes me feel uncomfortable. Read the rest of this entry »

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Modern Panchatantra Story

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Modern Panchtantra Story : [ IT HUMOR ]

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. Read the rest of this entry »

Junk Gita

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Junk Gita
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Krishna : Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman karna seekho, Arjun.

Arjun : Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko JUNK EMAIL kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev?

Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain Paarth. Vey keval mail-users hain. Isliye Net-dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen – yahi tumhara kartavya hai aur yahee tumhara dharm hai. Read the rest of this entry »