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Never Lie to a Woman

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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”
” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Confession

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been using your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.” Read the rest of this entry »

Contest

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Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. Read the rest of this entry »

TRAP!!

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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an
affair with the Maid.

So she laid down a trap. Read the rest of this entry »

Decoding Language

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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a “PHONE CALL” so that the kids will not decode… One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that “Daddy wants to make a phone call” Read the rest of this entry »

The sixth sense

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

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