Corporate Humor

Why Gujaratis are most successful

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Their secret is in –

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman
for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of the candidate was
Kantibhai Shah. Read the rest of this entry »

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Job Interview

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An Office Manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India . Read the rest of this entry »

Monica the Secretary !!

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GEORGE:Your new secretary is very sexy…

BILL:Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Monica … If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, Read the rest of this entry »

Today’s Professional Management QUOTES..

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1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same” Read the rest of this entry »

New Employment Rules

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SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. Read the rest of this entry »

Billing

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. Read the rest of this entry »

LETTER to BOSS…

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LETTER to BOSS…

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Read the rest of this entry »