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Legacy

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

“Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” Read the rest of this entry »

Paying guest

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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a Paying guest. She asked if
she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t
have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in
front of the fire. Read the rest of this entry »

Hats off

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?

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Those who thought of this must have lots of time
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Even
the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the
right answer. Read the rest of this entry »

Monica the Secretary !!

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GEORGE:Your new secretary is very sexy…

BILL:Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Monica … If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, Read the rest of this entry »

Watch has arrived

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Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As
fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join
office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a
telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has
arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived.
His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t
know what to do.. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think
he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get
worried that something serious has happened.

But being a very intelligent person,
he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram,
opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is
missing”.

Don’t tempt a woman!

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?’
The husband laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl !!!’ Read the rest of this entry »