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A Story of an Asian Woman

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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. Read the rest of this entry »

Breasts Obsession

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A middle-aged man had an obsession with women’s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.

“I am going to do word association,explained the doctor. “I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that come to your mind.” Read the rest of this entry »

Thought

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1. Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B” Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a “P” Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy….
No wonder why men suffer from high B P!!! Read the rest of this entry »

The Ageing Problem

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The traveling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Sardar.’
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it….
Standing next to it was a middle aged Sardar.
Suddenly, the Sardar dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male equipment and – crack, crack, crack – smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! Read the rest of this entry »

The Honeymoon prank

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The wedding date was set and groom’s 3 friends, who were a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play play on the
couple on their wedding night. Read the rest of this entry »

The Wedding Night

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In a party a manager proudly said that he did “it” 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night? Read the rest of this entry »

Plot For Sale….

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A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale. The plot is centrally located on the slope of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date.

For the last Seventeen years the plot being tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting. For the last four years the plot is covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the wild area. Read the rest of this entry »

face-lift

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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY”, where a small key is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Read the rest of this entry »

The Horse and The Rabbit

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A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the Farmer to help pull him to safety. Read the rest of this entry »