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The Raise

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“The Raise”

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge
head first into everything I do. Read the rest of this entry »

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Daddy! How was I born?

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“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!” “Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Read the rest of this entry »