In a bar 1 guy says 2 another,
“I slept with ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting for other guys response.
He laughs n says,
“LeT’s Go hOmE dAd Ur DrUnK”
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Read the rest of this entry »
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.” Read the rest of this entry »