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Two Guys in Bar

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In a bar 1 guy says 2 another,
“I slept with ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting for other guys response.
He laughs n says,
“LeT’s Go hOmE dAd Ur DrUnK”

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Proof that Men Have Better Friends…

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Friendship among Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept
over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s
10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
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TRAP!!

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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an
affair with the Maid.

So she laid down a trap. Read the rest of this entry »

Decoding Language

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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a “PHONE CALL” so that the kids will not decode… One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that “Daddy wants to make a phone call” Read the rest of this entry »

Promotion Request

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The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise
for the following reasons:
– has to work hard;
– has to work at great depths;
– has to work upside down; Read the rest of this entry »

Perception of Sex

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Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2: Yes.

Woman 1: Was it good?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Read the rest of this entry »

Genie in the bottle

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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.” Read the rest of this entry »