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The Horse and The Rabbit

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A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the Farmer to help pull him to safety. Read the rest of this entry »

Chicken story

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A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no
longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:
“Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Read the rest of this entry »

We are friends

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
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Mercedez Benz

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Mr John was on place going to UK. He asks to a sexy air hostess.
John: What is your name? Read the rest of this entry »

Legacy

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

“Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” Read the rest of this entry »

Paying guest

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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a Paying guest. She asked if
she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t
have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in
front of the fire. Read the rest of this entry »

Hats off

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?

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Those who thought of this must have lots of time
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Even
the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the
right answer. Read the rest of this entry »

Monica the Secretary !!

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GEORGE:Your new secretary is very sexy…

BILL:Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Monica … If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, Read the rest of this entry »

Watch has arrived

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Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As
fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join
office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a
telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has
arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived.
His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t
know what to do.. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think
he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get
worried that something serious has happened.

But being a very intelligent person,
he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram,
opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is
missing”.