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The Wedding Night

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In a party a manager proudly said that he did “it” 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night? Read the rest of this entry »

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Plot For Sale….

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A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale. The plot is centrally located on the slope of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date.

For the last Seventeen years the plot being tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting. For the last four years the plot is covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the wild area. Read the rest of this entry »

face-lift

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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY”, where a small key is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Read the rest of this entry »

The Horse and The Rabbit

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A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the Farmer to help pull him to safety. Read the rest of this entry »

Chicken story

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A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no
longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:
“Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Read the rest of this entry »

We are friends

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
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Mercedez Benz

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Mr John was on place going to UK. He asks to a sexy air hostess.
John: What is your name? Read the rest of this entry »