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A Story of an Asian Woman

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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. Read the rest of this entry »

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Monkey and Banana

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Monkey and Banana

Breasts Obsession

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A middle-aged man had an obsession with women’s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.

“I am going to do word association,explained the doctor. “I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that come to your mind.” Read the rest of this entry »

Thought

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1. Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B” Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a “P” Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy….
No wonder why men suffer from high B P!!! Read the rest of this entry »

The Ageing Problem

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The traveling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Sardar.’
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it….
Standing next to it was a middle aged Sardar.
Suddenly, the Sardar dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male equipment and – crack, crack, crack – smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! Read the rest of this entry »

The Honeymoon prank

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The wedding date was set and groom’s 3 friends, who were a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play play on the
couple on their wedding night. Read the rest of this entry »