Never Lie to a Woman

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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”
” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?”

You’ll love the answer…

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The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …”

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