Month: October 2014

The speech of President Mugabe

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The speech of President Mugabe…True Story:

1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, and other colours later.
3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!
4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals.
5. Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. Even when playing  pool (snooker), you haven’t won until you sink the black ball,and the white ball must remain on the field.

BUT I don’t CARE,SO LONG AS I’M  USING  WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK ASS,I ‘M STILL FINE! (Mugabe speech)

Installing Husband

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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