Month: September 2014
A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not. Read the rest of this entry »
Madam: Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me??????
Kamwali Bai: O Myadam… I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week..”. Saaheb knows. He even commented “Come soon… Miss U!!”