Month: September 2014

Performance & Position

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A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not. Read the rest of this entry »

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Use of Technology

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Madam: Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me??????
Kamwali Bai: O Myadam… I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week..”. Saaheb knows. He even commented “Come soon… Miss U!!”

A Story of an Asian Woman

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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. Read the rest of this entry »

Santa Again

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संता रेल्वे का रिज़र्वेशन फार्म भर
रहा था, फार्म बार-बार रिजेक्ट
हो जाता था। परेशान होकर पीछे खड़े
व्यक्ति ने कहा, “संता जी फार्म
दिखाईये।” Read the rest of this entry »