A middle-aged man had an obsession with women’s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
“I am going to do word association,explained the doctor. “I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that come to your mind.”
“Oranges,” said the doctor.
“Breasts,” replied the patient.
“Breasts,” said the patient with the same reply.
“Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges, apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile’s wipers? Where
is the connection?” asked the doctor.
“Easy … lick one on the left and lick one on the right!”