Month: December 2012

I Just Needed To Use Your Car

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. Read the rest of this entry »

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Chicken story

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A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no
longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:
“Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Read the rest of this entry »

We are friends

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
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Mercedez Benz

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Mr John was on place going to UK. He asks to a sexy air hostess.
John: What is your name? Read the rest of this entry »