Month: July 2012

Job Interview

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An Office Manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India . Read the rest of this entry »

Paying guest

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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a Paying guest. She asked if
she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t
have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in
front of the fire. Read the rest of this entry »

Novice Hunter

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A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows, crops, etc.

After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Read the rest of this entry »

Perfect S/W development

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Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…”
IT team : but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big…. and black?”

C No, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour)
IT :Fine, i understand ur requirement. But our system supports only buffalo… Read the rest of this entry »

Clever Jury

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
guilt, but there was no corpse.

In the defense’s closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client
would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. Read the rest of this entry »

Never Argue with a Woman

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’) Read the rest of this entry »