Senior’s questionare

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Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A:Tell him he looks handsome

Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses.

Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:”Gosh, I remember these!”

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