Nine Words Women Use

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is
true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ ..
that will bring on a ‘whatever’)..

( Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F—-YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
can avoid (if they remember the terminology).
* Send this to all the women/men you know to give them a good
laugh, ’cause they know some of it’s true!

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