Month: April 2012

Monica the Secretary !!

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GEORGE:Your new secretary is very sexy…

BILL:Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Monica … If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, Read the rest of this entry »

Watch has arrived

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Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As
fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join
office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a
telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has
arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived.
His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t
know what to do.. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think
he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get
worried that something serious has happened.

But being a very intelligent person,
he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram,
opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is
missing”.

A true Fact of Life :

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Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli – Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko* *dikhao

tabhi aap theek hogeā€¦

Pati – Woh kyon ?
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Don’t tempt a woman!

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?’
The husband laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl !!!’ Read the rest of this entry »

Son’s Result

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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tum?
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, Read the rest of this entry »

Do You Have a Vagina?

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, ‘Do you have a vagina?’ Read the rest of this entry »