Month: March 2012

Today’s Professional Management QUOTES..

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1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same” Read the rest of this entry »


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A tourist asked a boat guy, “Do you know Biology, Psychology,

Geography, Geology or Criminology?”

The boat guy said, “NO….” not any. Read the rest of this entry »

Oral Sex ??

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A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time… and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year… maybe on your anniversary. Read the rest of this entry »

man and his dog

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Man walks into Bar with Dog & orders 2 Glasses of Whisky.
He & his Dog empty the Glasses.
Girl behind the Bar is surprised & asks-Can your Dog perform other tricks? Read the rest of this entry »

The Right Man

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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED Read the rest of this entry »

Wrapping the Present

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While purchasing some condoms, the young
man remarked with a smile,

“I’m giving my girl a birthday present tonight.”

“Yes, sir,” smiled the drug clerk. Read the rest of this entry »