Month: January 2012

Animals in FaceBook

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember” Read the rest of this entry »

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Facebook Addiction

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The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),”
the “Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).”
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Do not argue with the ladies

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I am sure that the taxi driver learnt a lesson that it pays to keep your mouth shut in some situations.
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Montreal.
It was raining and all the prositutes were standing under the awnings.
“Mom” said the boy “What are all those women doing?” Read the rest of this entry »

Two Guys in Bar

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In a bar 1 guy says 2 another,
“I slept with ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting for other guys response.
He laughs n says,
“LeT’s Go hOmE dAd Ur DrUnK”

हाकिम रिझाउने १२ कला

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हातमा कागजको ठेली
हातमा कागजपत्रको ठेली बोकेका कर्मचारी कुनै महत्त्वपूर्ण बैठकमा हिँडिरहेझैँ लाग्छ । खाली हात हिँडडुल गर्ने कर्मचारी चिया पिउन हिँडेजस्ता देखिन्छन् । त्यस्तै, हातमा पत्रिका बोक्नेहरू ट्वाइलेटतिर गएको ठानिन्छ । त्यसैले चलाख कर्मचारीले अफिसबाट घर फकिर्ंदा हातमा टन्न कागजपत्र बोकेर हिँड्छन् ताकि हाकिमले सोचून्, यो मान्छे अफिसको काम घरमा लगेर पनि गर्दोरहेछ ।
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Proof that Men Have Better Friends…

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Friendship among Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept
over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s
10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
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