Month: December 2009

The Raise

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“The Raise”

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge
head first into everything I do. Read the rest of this entry »

Blonde joke

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A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. …

Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left–phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right…. but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000…are you ready?” Read the rest of this entry »