Month: October 2009

New Employment Rules

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SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. Read the rest of this entry »

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If Columbus had been married

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If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:
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IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

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IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!
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If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete”
and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! Read the rest of this entry »

Hat seller and monkeys

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It’s an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees,

so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they hat taken all his hats. Read the rest of this entry »

Billing

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. Read the rest of this entry »

Always tell your wife the truth

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A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
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Indian way of doing business

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the
third, from China.
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