Day: August 25, 2009

Ant & Grasshopper

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Ant & Grasshopper

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Read the rest of this entry »

LETTER to BOSS…

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LETTER to BOSS…

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Read the rest of this entry »

Inheritance

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“Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”

“No…”
“Inheritance.”

Source: yrandhir@hotmail.com


Mohabbatein in Software House

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Aik coder tha deewana sa
coding karne se woh darta tha..

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se…
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha…. Read the rest of this entry »

Wedding Query……. . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@BrideGroom Char(notBad) ,
@BrideChar(Good)

AS
BEGIN

SELECTBride FROMindia_Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’

SELECTGold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROMFatherInLaw

UPDATEMyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShedVALUES(‘BMW’)

END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND

Commit;

Source: yrandhir@hotmail.com