Day: March 23, 2009

Stupid Wives

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Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first guy, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.” Read the rest of this entry »

My Times UP?

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the  hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death  experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’ 

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School Times

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Here are some sayings from School…..smile!

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.

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Heaven of the Earth

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China . On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”.

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