Geography of Women

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Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK. Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past
but alas, no future.

After 70, she is like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.

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