Think before your action

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My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years, and we finally decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me … and my girlfriend? She is a hottie! Every guy’s dream – waits on me hand & foot and does me good in the bedroom! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She is a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy (much like Cindy), who sometimes flirts with me, which makes me feel uncomfortable.

One day last week, Cindy’s mom called me and asked me to come over to check out the wedding invitations. So WTF, I went over there. She was alone and when I arrived she began whispering to me, “Steve, you are about to be married, and I have feelings and desires for you that I cannot overcome!” she went on to say, “Before you get married and committ your life to my daughter, I want to romp on your love stick … just this once.” OMG! … what could I say? I was in total shock … couldn’t say a word; “l’ll be in the bedroom and if you are up for it just come and do me.”

I stood there for a moment, pressure building up in my pants, turned around and walked towards the front door. Opened it, stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, “We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter – welcome to the family.”

Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!!

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